Whatever Viper was still moving takes a few hits

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Oh, yes, well, let's try it and see. As soon as that's done, hoooo, indeed, the saber lights up!

The attentive viewer will raise an eyebrow when he remembers that until now, the robot has been wielding a saber in each hand: I have a little trouble determining at this stage whether this is gross incompetence or simply taking the piss.

Still, Wolverine decapitates the robot, , and everyone's happy. At least, until the robot surprisingly phone number library reactivates despite its headlessness, punches Logan, cuts off his other set of claws, and shoves various things into the places where his blades used to be.

While the other characters have probably gone to look for mushrooms while they were still there 5 seconds before (we can even see Bob the ninja going down the stairs at a speed worthy of an arthritic old lady even though just before he was still doing 12 meter jumps, he must have dislocated something, eh, that's what we'll say to save what can be saved anyway), Logan is alone with the robot, and notices that he can see what's inside. And no mechanism in sight: it's... Grandpa Yashida!

"Grandpa Yashida! You dirty traitor, when I saved your life in Nagasaki! Ah, if I could have guessed that a character who disappears without their body being found could come back later, damn it, it wouldn't have happened like this, old man!"
– Logan! You refused to give me your mutation… let me have it! My little tools are searching your bone marrow, taking advantage of the opening made in the adamantium where your claws were cut to transmit your abilities to me… look, I'm getting younger while you're getting older! It's working! It's working! I can feel my prostate again!
– Hmm… wait, so to sum up: you spent billions to build a giant adamantium robot, create this laboratory, recruit Viper, pay your army of ninjas, organize a fake funeral, have your own guards and your son killed, to kidnap your daughter so that I would come here, have Bob use poison to anesthetize me and stick me here… in case I don't want to give you my mutation voluntarily?
– That's right! Aren't I great?
– Well, actually, to sum up, all I had to do was poison my tea when I came to see you, stick me in the chair and cut my claws with just a small adamantium tool and that was it. It could be done in 10 minutes and without any risk.
– Oh. No, but the part with the giant robot is still good, right?
– Wait, how do you say “stinky ass” in Japanese?
– We say “evangelion”.
– Okay: so your plan is evangelion.
- Hard ! "
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But Grandpa hasn't thought of one detail: just as Wolverine is starting to feel a little weak, Pipounette appears and, picking up bits of Logan's blades that have fallen to the ground, uses them to stab her ancestor whose head is sticking out a little from his armor. Who's yelling that hey, hey, you ungrateful little thing, and then you want the inheritance, eh? Oh, well done! But the crook retorts that her Grandpa is dead and that she buried him, that she only sees a monster here. The hostile act towards Grandpa has allowed Logan to free himself, and he begins to regenerate again, while Grandpa, himself, begins to age again and feels that he's going to have to pay for Pampers again if he doesn't want the adamantium to rust. Luckily, Logan comes to end his suffering, because imagine that if adamantium is indestructible and that until now, nothing shook it, Wolverine can suddenly tear it off with his bare hands, like that, hop! No problem, probably the joints were simply rubber. But before, it was not felt.