Emile: how do you kill a gargoyle?

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Everyone seems more or less in agreement with this plan, so let's start by following Leonore and Gideon who are going to chat in a corner: in Doctor Frankenstein's things, between two shovels, we found a needle, a map of porn stars' graves and three rolls of sewing thread, his personal journal (which is marked with a big "F" because any self-respecting scientist takes his notes in a grimoire customized by Valérie Damidot herself, and not in commercial notebooks), with all the instructions for creating living beings from corpses. Leonore explains that this document is super precious: it proves that God is not the only one who can give life, so quickly, we must hide this thing and not tell Adam anything about it so that no one can ever find and use this journal!

Yes, in this case, there is an excellent method called "  destroying it ." It makes a great hiding place too, I recommend it. But it's true that it requires a bit of technique, phew.

Oh no, but a newspaper like that, I might as well tell you that every time Doctor Frankenstein made a mistake, he cried. At the price he paid for the cover, damn it.
For his part, Adam follows Belle Gosse and Beau Gosse, who take him to the cathedral's armory where there are a whole bunch of weapons, all marked with the cross of the order of the gargoyles, the very one that looks like a signpost! Because one bar is the Christian cross, two is the Cross of Lorraine, so three is Super Cross.

"  Super Cross?  " Adam then asks, a little cautiously.

"Yes, Adam: to kill a demon, you have to kill it with any object marked with the Super Cross. So here, we have plenty of weapons with this symbol engraved on them, which can therefore knead demons by the shovelful. Once a demon is killed, its body pulverizes and it "descends" in the form of a flame, to return to hell.
– Simple question, like that, innocent, calm
– I see no problem in answering you, it's quite natural, Adam: all we have to do is industry email list be struck by a soulless creature, and presto, we "ascend", in the form of a ball of light, towards the heavens. And that's the problem: for centuries, we've been losing the war, we're fewer and fewer in number, while the demons still have their 666 legions.
– God must have bet everything on an early-game rush, and now he's out of resources. Zerg player stinks.
- Pardon ?
– No, nothing. Well, can I choose any weapon I want?
– The weapon you want: sword, halberd, greatsword, flail…
– I'll take the small sticks.
– But? Come on, Adam, are you stupid? It's the worst weapon of the lot! Plus, it's really awkward to handle!
– Jar-Jar Binks syndrome, man, you should know by now: when you tell a bad movie hero not to do something, he immediately does it. You just said "Anything but the sticks": I'll take the sticks.
– Oh, misery…
– And now I'm off: hello losers!
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The gargoyles insist that Adam stay and help them fart demonic nuts, but the bandit doesn't care: he's decided to go and isolate himself far from civilization like a big hippie, just to smoke weed, play the djembe, and smell the patchouli. So Adam resumes, in voiceover, the story of his wanderings.