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Jean-Jacques is dead, Grosétron-Mégratron runs off into a corner shouting "  You wiped out my army but I'll get my revenge in Transformers 5! ", the giant ships crash and the planet is saved... Optimus decides to join his Autobot comrades with a jetpack to... to...

Hey. Stop!

What do you mean "a jetpack"? You could fly from the beginning of the special lead movie? Okay, let's just say you could do a little jump, once, and that's why you didn't do it before.

"My friends, Earth is saved, but the Creator Seed must not return to humans. Are they looking for me? If I stay with you, they will send back other forces. So I am going into space with my jetpack to meet them! Goodbye! And you Autobots, take care of the humans, your family!"

Oh yeah, so no. Optimus Prime is indeed going into space with this jetpack that he had since the beginning of the film, which would have allowed him to help everyone escape from Graveyard Wind at the beginning of the film, to flee from Stinger and Grosétron after attacking KSI, to never get caught by Jean-Jacques, to avoid taking many risks, and in fact, Optimus Prime, you just really made fun of everyone.

So it is by watching this big robotic monster fly off into space that finally, after 2 hours and 45 minutes, the spectators ready to hang themselves finally deserve their rest since...



It's very wrong, you know. I'd give you the cold shoulder, but I despise you too much to give you that attention.

In the meantime, and as every year, for those who want to have a drink, talk about bad cinema, shameful politics or other fascinating activities, a meeting in Toulouse should take place on Tuesday August 12 after 6 p.m. (for workers, all that) near the center of Toulouse. If you have a great plan for a decent place to hang out, don't hesitate to send me an email. And for the others, all the details will be on the same day on the blog's Facebook page , or on the Twitter page which is not only consultable without an account unless I'm mistaken, but at worst, is displayed on the right of the blog in "  The Odious Bastard online ." Just to know in which bar exactly to find your servant trying to explain that "chocolatine" is not a word but a code name for a Satanist plot, and incidentally, how you can recognize him (apart from his legendary old wolf charisma).