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Meanwhile, in Hong Kong, upon learning of the end of the battle, Hannibal and his men rushed to dissect the Kaijus' bodies. Badger 1 had the opportunity to see if there were any fresh brains available, but no luck: his brain had been damaged in the battle (like those of many spectators). Luckily, the aliens had the good idea of ​​creating a Kaiju... pregnant! Well, yeah, or maybe he and his friend were bored in the rift waiting for their turn and went for a drink, realized they liked the same things at the movies, then they told each other a couple of Kaiju jokes (the one about the bulgur who walks into a bar and orders a shaproukz), and one thing led to another, , covered in sweat, trying the furious Megazord position while.

Yes, in short: a baby Kaiju comes out of the corpse's belly, and after eating Hannibal during a scene meant to be funny I imagine, but ultimately as hilarious as a VAT circular, Badger 1 finds himself with a fresh and beautiful dead Kaiju. And with the help of Badger 2, they decide to drift with the brain of the beast. And so they settle down to do so, before pushing the right button... hop!

But back to our heroes: back at the Jaegers' base, they hardly have time to rest. As Badger 2 predicted, the arrival of Kaijus is accelerating, and so they have to hurry, because the rift is already stirring at the bottom of the whatsapp number list Pacific. They should therefore go there to place the appropriate bomb. The Danger Rabouin and the Mmm Bot are therefore quickly repaired and prepared (Papa Hansen being injured, he is replaced at short notice by Marshal Pentecost), and sent to the bottom of the Pacific to go to the rift, where already, two Kaijus are detected... curiously circling the rift. Because in reality, by drifting with Kaijus, Badgers 1 and 2 made a mistake: the Kaijus were also able to read their minds, and communicating with each other thanks to their hive mind (any Tyranid player would have warned them), they are now aware that someone wants to plant a bomb in their little fault.

The Mmm Bot carrying the bomb and the Danger Rabouin are slowly approaching the fault, and are still a little surprised when suddenly, someone shouts into their microphones: Badger 1 and 2 have just returned to base and have therefore rushed to the control room to warn everyone of what they have learned:

The rift... it won't let the bomb through, because it's programmed to only let things with Kaiju DNA through! So you'll have to jump into the rift while attached to a Kaiju for the plan to work.