In any case, the little group has fun on the coast at each loop, until finally, the beach is passed for our two heroes who discover behind the last dune...
…a redneck caravan village with a creaky old merry-go-round.
Probably the legendary mysterious fairground people from the beaches buy bulk sms service of Pas-de-Calais. Or Normandy. We're not quite sure where they land. But it doesn't matter, because our hero says:
" We've been here several times before. And each time, we've failed to find a working car. There are only two more to try, so it's a 50/50 chance! "
What a shame that knowing this, no one thought to bring gas, a battery, or just take one of the many abandoned vehicles on the beach (which work so well that on one of the first loops, one of them runs over Bill). But no: let's keep trying to find a crappy R12 that barely works, even if it means dying, it's such a nice feeling.
No matter: our two idiots finally find a working vehicle, and after shooting a few squirrels, they head off to Switzerland and are thus in for a while. The opportunity to add even more nonsense to this film that no longer needed it.
“Finally we're on our way, Bill! Let's go to Switzerland!”
– Absolutely. Well, how about we talk a little about you on the road?
- No.
– You will do it, I know it: usually, you start talking when we arrive in Lyon.
– Wait, have you ever been on this journey?
– Absolutely. That's how I learned things about you, like your friend who you saw die more than 300 times at Verdun.
– That's cool, but if you've already been through all that, why did you tell me you didn't know which vehicle to take to the mysterious gypsy village and that we had a 50/50 chance of finding one that worked?
– …
– Do you understand why I'm not talking now? As soon as we do in this film, it's to say something stupid!
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The road is thus made silently, until our duo runs out of gas, since if the road is covered with abandoned vehicles, no one thinks to try to steal a little gas. We will therefore deduce that each time Bill has made this trip, he has forgotten this detail: what an absent-minded person he is, hohoho, forgetting the same thing dozens of times, when he has nothing else to think about during hours of driving, it's so silly.
I will think about it very hard
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