Drawing with them all the creases
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 4:36 am
" Hey, old rascal…
" "Yes?
" "Aren't we talking about your virginity? "
An indignant echo rises from the bottom of the fort as the old man's bushy brows furrow, in his parchment-like face.
" Oh, for God's sake! I've been waiting for someone to find it for ages! I've been stuck here for years with groupers for company! Did you know that sea lice are also a form of STD? Here, wait while I show you... rah... damned home!
- Okay, I'll back away slowly and you'll stay here, Grandpa. And the key, you know what? You keep it, right, I'm not even touching it with pliers, my lord.
" - Wait, Odious! In fact, I... this whole thing was a cry for help. I need c level executive list advice, I... all these years of asking riddles and the biggest one of all still eludes me: WOMEN!
- Ah.
- Tell me, tell me how to find the key to this secret! "
That was all it took for me to whip out my smartphone and propose a very simple solution, one well-known to readers of this blog: visit seduction sites to see if, by any chance, they haven't yet managed the feat of sinking a little deeper into the mire of their own advice. Really: what beautiful sites.
According to the seducer theory, a nice (ahem) car is enough for everything. You park it anywhere and when you come back, but, raaaah, get out of here, girls, that's enough of you rubbing yourself on my car, I'd like to go home now, I've had enough of all this success!
Many have dreamed of the cornucopia. Few have found one. And yet: while I'm not sure that artdeséduire.com or anything else comes directly from Amalthea, it's hard to deny that a goat must be at the origin of such a collection of wonders. Imagine a site where every time you refresh the page, there's something new to tear out your retinas. Yes, seduction sites are among those. And since, despite previous bashings, the adventure continues, it would be wrong to deprive ourselves.
So, readers, I know it's hard for you to see all the secrets of your little hearts so easily revealed, beating wildly every time one of these gentlemen asks you the now famous " How much does your ass cost? " but alas, the mystery chest of your heart is now wide open before the key to their talent, and I must reveal to the world what it is. So, how do I flirt with you?
Let's find out together.
" "Yes?
" "Aren't we talking about your virginity? "
An indignant echo rises from the bottom of the fort as the old man's bushy brows furrow, in his parchment-like face.
" Oh, for God's sake! I've been waiting for someone to find it for ages! I've been stuck here for years with groupers for company! Did you know that sea lice are also a form of STD? Here, wait while I show you... rah... damned home!
- Okay, I'll back away slowly and you'll stay here, Grandpa. And the key, you know what? You keep it, right, I'm not even touching it with pliers, my lord.
" - Wait, Odious! In fact, I... this whole thing was a cry for help. I need c level executive list advice, I... all these years of asking riddles and the biggest one of all still eludes me: WOMEN!
- Ah.
- Tell me, tell me how to find the key to this secret! "
That was all it took for me to whip out my smartphone and propose a very simple solution, one well-known to readers of this blog: visit seduction sites to see if, by any chance, they haven't yet managed the feat of sinking a little deeper into the mire of their own advice. Really: what beautiful sites.
According to the seducer theory, a nice (ahem) car is enough for everything. You park it anywhere and when you come back, but, raaaah, get out of here, girls, that's enough of you rubbing yourself on my car, I'd like to go home now, I've had enough of all this success!
Many have dreamed of the cornucopia. Few have found one. And yet: while I'm not sure that artdeséduire.com or anything else comes directly from Amalthea, it's hard to deny that a goat must be at the origin of such a collection of wonders. Imagine a site where every time you refresh the page, there's something new to tear out your retinas. Yes, seduction sites are among those. And since, despite previous bashings, the adventure continues, it would be wrong to deprive ourselves.
So, readers, I know it's hard for you to see all the secrets of your little hearts so easily revealed, beating wildly every time one of these gentlemen asks you the now famous " How much does your ass cost? " but alas, the mystery chest of your heart is now wide open before the key to their talent, and I must reveal to the world what it is. So, how do I flirt with you?
Let's find out together.