Did you hear that?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 4:12 am
Smaug, the dragon who spends 5 minutes monologuing to kill a single guy, but who, in addition to that, razed half the city without saying a single word. Interesting.
Meanwhile, from the Lonely Mountain, Bilbo and the other dwarves who were following the battle from afar and had turned around to discuss uninteresting subjects, suddenly exclaim upon hearing the dragon fall on the city " ". Because yes, the guys have such trained ears that they can distinguish the sound of a dragon crashing into a dead building from that of a dragon crashing into a living building to break it. Well done, guys. And by the way, just " Look! " to avoid an incoherence since you were following the b2b email list battle from afar? No? No, we're going to deliberately make a scene where they don't look and do everything by ear. But it's true that it drags out the film.
In any case, after this heated battle, the group from Mount Solitaire returns to take shelter in the fortress because...
…ah well, by the way, what the hell were they doing outside 800 meters from the entrance? It's a good thing they'd read in the pony droppings that Smaug was going to die, because if the rascal razed the town and came back, they'd all be out in the open and would die in the process. Diego, what does Tolkien say? 17 revolutions per minute? We're making progress, we're making progress. In any case, the group from the Lonely Mountain is therefore retreating to the dwarven fortress, I was saying, because now that the dragon is dead, Thorin, their leader, fears that there will be a crowd to come and plunder the local riches. And that, never, you hear me?
In any case, in the early morning, on the Lakeside, it's a little less festive. Sure, the dragon is dead and all that, but the town has been completely razed. As a result, it's impossible to celebrate the event in the municipal hall, which now resembles a contemporary work of FRAC, which is to say how hard it's taken. The survivors of Laketown therefore gather on the shore of the lake, without a master, but now with a hero: Bard. Among the survivors is the right-hand man of the town's master, and I'd like to offer you a Jar-Jar point right away.
Meanwhile, from the Lonely Mountain, Bilbo and the other dwarves who were following the battle from afar and had turned around to discuss uninteresting subjects, suddenly exclaim upon hearing the dragon fall on the city " ". Because yes, the guys have such trained ears that they can distinguish the sound of a dragon crashing into a dead building from that of a dragon crashing into a living building to break it. Well done, guys. And by the way, just " Look! " to avoid an incoherence since you were following the b2b email list battle from afar? No? No, we're going to deliberately make a scene where they don't look and do everything by ear. But it's true that it drags out the film.
In any case, after this heated battle, the group from Mount Solitaire returns to take shelter in the fortress because...
…ah well, by the way, what the hell were they doing outside 800 meters from the entrance? It's a good thing they'd read in the pony droppings that Smaug was going to die, because if the rascal razed the town and came back, they'd all be out in the open and would die in the process. Diego, what does Tolkien say? 17 revolutions per minute? We're making progress, we're making progress. In any case, the group from the Lonely Mountain is therefore retreating to the dwarven fortress, I was saying, because now that the dragon is dead, Thorin, their leader, fears that there will be a crowd to come and plunder the local riches. And that, never, you hear me?
In any case, in the early morning, on the Lakeside, it's a little less festive. Sure, the dragon is dead and all that, but the town has been completely razed. As a result, it's impossible to celebrate the event in the municipal hall, which now resembles a contemporary work of FRAC, which is to say how hard it's taken. The survivors of Laketown therefore gather on the shore of the lake, without a master, but now with a hero: Bard. Among the survivors is the right-hand man of the town's master, and I'd like to offer you a Jar-Jar point right away.