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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:38 am
Journalistic scandal. A new issue of 30 Million Friends comes out and you're on the front page! Alas, in its pages at... wait, what do you mean 30 Million Friends ? What the hell are you doing to this hamster? Come on! Holy shit, immediately unload two pipe cards to try to explain that you don't know who this hamster is, that you've never seen him, and that, what's more, he's the one who lit you up. And between us, who would have thought he wasn't 18 in rodent years? With his already well-formed jowls, hmmm he... anyway.
6: Case Ségolène Royal. Ségolène Royal, , intervenes in the campaign. Space-time immediately bends in the face of the immense nonsense that ensues, and while we fear that Poitou-Charentes will collapse in on itself and transform into a black hole, you are propelled to case 12. When you wake up, Ségolène Royal has disappeared. Holy shit?!
7: Vote on the death penalty. A very important vote is about to take place in parliament, as it will determine whether the death penalty is reinstated for all those who make, sell, or wear Crocs. The perfect opportunity to have special lead your say! If you're from the National Front or the UMP, you can start your next sentence with " I'm against the death penalty, except... ", in which case you draw a trick card. For other players, this square has no effect, although you can still enjoy the end of the Crocs' reign.
8: Vote on education. A very important vote is about to take place in parliament, since it will determine whether children are still taught anything in school. If you're from the Socialist Party, the Left Front, or the Greens, you pull out one of the twelve thousand texts you've already written on education and rush out empty phrases. You can play a swindle card. If you're from the National Front or the UMP, you lose a money card by sending your children back to private schools. The public sector is full of beggars.
9: Agricultural Show. After drinking thirteen beers, eating forty-eight different cheeses, and feeling more cow asses in eight hours than an entire veterinary school does in one semester, absolutely nothing happens. No, seriously, did you still think that was worth anything? That guys are thinking, " He felt my cow's ass so well that I'm going to vote for him 16 million times? " But really?
10: BFM TV Case. We're interested in you and we let you say whatever you want without contradicting you, it's great! Draw a trick card. Unless you're from the National Front, in which case you draw two since you have twice as much airtime as anyone else.
6: Case Ségolène Royal. Ségolène Royal, , intervenes in the campaign. Space-time immediately bends in the face of the immense nonsense that ensues, and while we fear that Poitou-Charentes will collapse in on itself and transform into a black hole, you are propelled to case 12. When you wake up, Ségolène Royal has disappeared. Holy shit?!
7: Vote on the death penalty. A very important vote is about to take place in parliament, as it will determine whether the death penalty is reinstated for all those who make, sell, or wear Crocs. The perfect opportunity to have special lead your say! If you're from the National Front or the UMP, you can start your next sentence with " I'm against the death penalty, except... ", in which case you draw a trick card. For other players, this square has no effect, although you can still enjoy the end of the Crocs' reign.
8: Vote on education. A very important vote is about to take place in parliament, since it will determine whether children are still taught anything in school. If you're from the Socialist Party, the Left Front, or the Greens, you pull out one of the twelve thousand texts you've already written on education and rush out empty phrases. You can play a swindle card. If you're from the National Front or the UMP, you lose a money card by sending your children back to private schools. The public sector is full of beggars.
9: Agricultural Show. After drinking thirteen beers, eating forty-eight different cheeses, and feeling more cow asses in eight hours than an entire veterinary school does in one semester, absolutely nothing happens. No, seriously, did you still think that was worth anything? That guys are thinking, " He felt my cow's ass so well that I'm going to vote for him 16 million times? " But really?
10: BFM TV Case. We're interested in you and we let you say whatever you want without contradicting you, it's great! Draw a trick card. Unless you're from the National Front, in which case you draw two since you have twice as much airtime as anyone else.