"Probably the Klingons

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– No, look at this material on the chairs; Klingon lasers don't make those kinds of marks. 
– But what is it, captain?
– It looks like… yes… it looks like poop. 
- Please… "
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All the lamps turned toward the wailing voice that had just spoken, revealing in the beam of light a slumped body whose hand still weakly waved an emergency communicator toward the crew of the USS Connard. Soon, the wounded buy bulk sms service man was surrounded by those he had called for help.

“Breathe easy, good reader! What happened here?”
– Star Trek… two…
– I know, I know, calm down! It can't be that bad!
– They… bad movies… they don’t… kof… they… they don’t even do it on purpose…
– Come on, it's impossible, they must be aware that they're making a mess of things anyway.
- Read… "
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The man feverishly pointed to a copy of 20 Minutes lying on the floor beside him in the ruins of the room. The captain picked it up with his fingertips and turned the pages of this Necronomicon of information. He stopped, his eyes widening as he discovered the single article that could have caused such trauma .

But what are the Super 8 director's secrets   to getting it right every time?  20 Minutes  asked him.

Write a good story

The creator of the series  Alias  ​​and Lost  refines his scripts as if they were the flight plans of the Enterprise.

" If the story doesn't hold up, you can put in as many special effects as you can, people will tune out. "
There was a growl of frustration, then a long, terrible howl:

"  Abraaaaaaaaaaaaaams!  "

Is it possible to be so bad that one considers one of the worst things in a film a strong point? Who is more disingenuous, the author of this blog or the author of this film? So many answers to which we will promptly respond: let's spoil my good ones!