– No sorry, I'm thinking, it's weird
– Come on, you'll see, it's so cool
– I have to think again :s
– Come on, come on, please, I want to whip your ass!
(((– Aret Christian.
– Come on! 8====> (o)(o)
– Christian is heavy
– :'(«
And indeed, Christian has the delicacy of a . But Ana finds it soooo telegram data seductive! That said, she's not thrilled by the prospect of getting her ass whipped, so she takes care of other, vaguely more urgent things, like securing her long-planned move to Seattle. Which she does. And then, tired of Christian emailing her pictures of his ass to finish trying to convince her, she sends him one last message.
“ It’s nice to talk to you
“ What? She's rejecting his advances? Christian Grey doesn't like that! CHRISTIAN IS NOT HAPPY!
Ana is therefore very surprised when, while she is assembling an Ikea piece of furniture at home, she sees Christian Grey appear at her bedroom door (with a bottle of white wine and two glasses, of course, he always carries that under his arm)!
" Christian!
- Have you thought about my offer? Become my slave in exchange for, uh... me?
" - Well, I mean, I'm mainly thinking about how you got into my house?
- Oh, we're in the United States. I'm sure that sending sexual messages to a girl who says no, leaving her similar contracts, and breaking into her house isn't going to be a problem for me. And you know, as I wrote it down in black and white, consent...
- Okay, but otherwise, why are you here?
- I thought I'd make love to you again, just to...
- Oh, listen, I'll finish putting my furniture together and we'll go. Put on your underwear and socks, please."
And here we go again for a sequence during which Christian can do whatever he wants, the woman shudders to the point that it looks more like an exorcism than sex. And go ahead, I'll come if you touch my cheek, if you wink at me, if you fart in my nose...
This is really embarrassing for the viewer with an IQ above 55. From that moment on, I watched the film wearing a balaclava. No, wool, no. Thank you.
